Gag

There are some things that people should never see. I see many of these things in the library. I do not get paid enough for the brain scarring that I get from the things I see. Today. A scruffy middle aged dude walks quickly past the reference desk moaning and gagging. He pulls something out of his mouth, moans and gags some more, and then puts the thing back into his mouth. I don't know what it was and I don't want to know. It was brown.

Now I am going to goudge my eyes out and disinfect my entire existence.